Spam straight through my heart
WEDNESDAY, April 28 – Fuck off, Flora2000-spammail, with your fucking header: ‘May Day! May Day! Forgotten it’s Mother’s Day?’ Piss off, Frederique’s Choice, with your fucking Mother’s Day Offer, a gorgeous bunch of flowers for the special price of thirty-two euros and forty-five cents! Piss off all of you!
HaHa It will be my three kids first Father’s Day without their Dad. I just got another spam email on my iPhone advertising Father’s Day. I just told my iPhone to go to hell! Kim